Stupid Question -> Stupid Answer

Check the refrigerator. I've left tv remotes in there.

What is my purpose in this forum?

On this sub forum, it's to keep pleebs active and playing nice. On the main forums in general, idk, power? Maybe you should start going Borgin and mass banning everyone who says anything inflammatory from now on

How did Borgin's name virtually become a meme to those of us who've been around long enough?

I can't believe Borgin still has an item named after him and none of us do anymore. Lol

Don't you miss Greg's Silent Scream gloves(even though Greg wasn't a usual name for the Diablo time period)?

Lol, you're comparing another universe to ours based on similar time periods. Greg could be the name for the most popular magical vibrator on the continent for all we know.

Why do I sleep in on my days off instead of getting up for the gym?

You should just kill two birds with 17 stones and sleep at the gym.

Why hath thou forsaken me?

Oh Greg of little faith, ye have fallen so far from... the darkness. Come back to us ye of little understanding, to the nothingness from which you sprung. We'll be waiting!

What would happen if I put on a burka and ran through Disneyland security with a fake suicide vest strapped to my body as a YouTube prank? Do you think I'd get arrested?

The kids...think of all those innocent kids...

Should I bang this girl or should I let her bang me?

Maybe let the neighbors bang her first. Share and share alike?

How do you tell your mom your pregnant, when your a man?

The same way you cannot seem to use the word "you're" correctly. :mrgreen:

Where did I put my glasses?

I think you may have left them up your anus after that vigorous anal masterbation session, along with your car keys if you're looking for them also. 8-)