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I wouldn't even spend $1 on a keyboard; I took an unused one from work and it does the trick

When the fuck did dentists become product pushers? They sent me home with two fliers today and told me I should purchase the teeth whitening system and at home water whatever the fuck it is that works "better than dental floss".
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Goverment controls us through tap water!!!!

Are you afraid of tap water now?
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Is that a new type of drink?

Why do these idiot's try so hard at a job they clearly hate?
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Because they need their money.

Do you hate everybody?
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Is a genuine lack of caring equal to hate, I wonder?

Why am I so apprehensive about this afternoon? (Cookie if you even come close)
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Job interview or divorce day in court.

Job interview or divorce day in court?
I don't mean to dwell...but I can't help myself.
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Close. It was therapy for my divorce.

Divorce day is the right answer for you, however.

Do you ever look at the ads at the bottom of the forums?
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only on mobile. I have adblock on pc browser. I usually see asiandate.something for some reason Kappa :/

Do you?
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I fap to them daily

What would be a good acronym for fap?
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Joyc

Why don't I ever have enough time to play this mod but people beat the game on the 2nd day of ladder?
I don't mean to dwell...but I can't help myself.