That Awkward Moment

TAM you say something but the person sees it in a very bad manner and replies something that disses you...

... tru story bro!

TAM you let a friend "borrow" a SSU and when you ask for it back, they're like, "I thought you gave it to me" and... silence...

TAM when you post a thread without knowing there already is a thread for this and someone replies saying it so.

TAM your phone but dials your mom and you're talking about fucking this girl when you hear your moms voice from your phone

TAM you go up to somebody about to tell them something very important and you forgot...

TAM your getting head and a fart slips out...

TAM when you meant to fart but you shit instead by mistake...

TAM you're getting lectured by your boss for being latr and open your bag to find out your wife put her weed there and didnt tell you and the entire room reeks of skunk instantly and fear paralyzes your heart (true story).

TAM when you don't know what to reply to an angry comment and the other person says "Yeah, thought so..."

TAM you get your nuts stuck in your zipper