The Person Below Me

Actually, there's five of us... you know, five friendly faggots fuck furiously? Just don't let my wife know.

tpbm has always wanted to masturbate animals to collect their sperm for medical research as a minimum wage job

Yeah, but you didn't know where they get stored. In the Rushmore Monument inside Lincoln's nose. The president pays me

Tpbm looks at the sun so much that he has physically, mentally, and testicular retardation.

What? I couldn't concentrate (or see) due to staring at the sun all day long...

tpbm insists on real wasabi in every Sushi restaurant they eat at

Okeh-Sabi.

Tpbm is demoted from whatever rank they are to "Scumbag Of The Forum"

I thrive on other peoples misery

TPBM always defecates while standing

Hey, atleast it will keep the annoying assholes away!

TPBM is a super midget (2 feet and below)

The movie discount makes it all worth it.

TPBM has run out of things to pierce.

Meh, when I run out of that, at least I would know what feels the best to pierce

TPBM always sprints in public places pissing and shitting.

Running for fun is lame although I do like dropping log remnants wherever I go.

Tpbm uses a condom when he jerks off.

I use it so I don't have to clean up

Tpbm goes to Taco Bell so he can go to the bathroom for personal pleasure.