Fuck yeah I do! I do my best to impersonate a man-child and innocently waddle into the nearest toy store unnoticed (except by those calling the cops), then proceed straight to the play doh section to devour said contents while hidden beneath the assortment of dolls and balls.
when tpbm is constipated, they literally shove their fingers up their arse to free up the gold, and when that doesn't work, wake up dear pops to finish to job.