The Person Below Me

nah, I ripped all my toenails off due to fungus.

Tpbm watches my little pony while naked...

I've never seen MLP.

The person below me is an obsessed protein freak.

fuck yeah! I drink protein all day long! :-o

But usually before a heavy workout :lol:

tpbm can do amazing trick with their tongue

I can lick my own nipples without moving my head down.

Tpbm is going to die from drinking too much peach snapple.

lol true story bro... I just drank two peach snapples for dinner then read your post and got a good chuckle.

tpbm once ran out of clean silverware so ate a cup of noodle instant soup with their hands

For real now.
When I was a kid I liked to crush the noodles, put in the seasoning and just eat it like that.

TPBM touches himself while browsing the forum.

You guys just don't realize how sexy you all are when you post.

Tpbm has no table manners.

tbh, I eat my food in less time than it will take you to sit down, and I'm not even joking whatsoever.

Tpbm is in so much credit card debt, that they contemplated selling a kidney (or someone elses) to help pay the bills.

This is what happens to me cause I watch QVC all day long. All of these hair products are enticing even though I don't have hair.

Tpbm has an insane amount of dandruff.

Hey, jingle all the way baby. My wife once thought I was wearing a snow themed shirt... it was only black...

tpbm does not know how to use photoshop to save their life