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Queefs and sharts...I live for it.

Tpbm can't say they're not gay if they've never tried it.
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I suppose, similar to how a lesbian can't proclaim to not being straight if never having tried a cock before. In a perfect world, I guess there would be no generalizations or stereotypes, and no barriers, and people wouldn't feel the need to be labeled and caught up in entrapment of one side or the other.

Tpbm has an androgynously challenged cat who thinks it's a female and tries feeding kittens, but of course fails utterly and pathetically.
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My cats' shits are so potent and packed with protein that my dog has become a full blown cat turd burglar now.

Tpbm has drank too much the night before and has had the runs every hour today.
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Yes, coffee tends to run right through me.

Tpbm ate some week old leftovers and threw up for a week straight.
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Thought that chunky milk tatsed a bit sour.

Tpbm cannot control their irritable bowel syndrome during their office conference calls.
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That's why I Skype from my home office, usually with mute on when I'm not talking so my flatulence doesn't offend.

Tpbm (this is a true story btw of what I did to someone today, lol) shit the most foulest reeking stench of their entire life in the public restroom, then got up and left to wash their hands, but the poor sap waiting outside the bathroom stall who rushed into the stall right after you left immediately started gagging and choking so loudly from the smell, you weren't sure rather to laugh or run.
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Lol that's so disgusting yet I can't top laughing.

Tpbm has such an abundance of flatulence that they can literally control the sounds of their farts by simply clenching their ass cheeks and or pushing out with authority. Notable serenades include: the chainsaw, the trumpet, the machine gun, the silent but violent and the letting the air out of the balloon.
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The Spleen from Mystery Men is my all time hero!

TPBM, before a proper jerk-off session, showers, shaves, brushes their teeth, makes their bed, then preps with tissues all before starting.
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I also eat mangos to sweeten the taste of my jizz for said beautiful lady.

Tpbm is a douchebag.
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We all know that, still people cry about it LMAO!

TPBM watches Heathen record himself masturbating while watching midget shemale porn.