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Mother comes in and
Kicks the head with some topspin
Right into the goal.

And the crowd goes wild!!
Uh oh...there's a penalty
Illegal use of condom.

Mother stares at son...
What could this bad woman want?
She stared at sons pants!

Giant erection
Bulging in the crotch region
Boy was she happy

He drops his draws fast
But, surprise! Mom pulls a knife
And cuts off his dong

Without a penis
Oh what a horrible fate
It's a vagina??

Son screams with horror
Mom laughs with malice delight
Son sees red with rage

Son realizes
Now what he must do to her
Off with the titties

Grabbing them firmly
He gives them one last sucking
Then changes his mind

Son knew he was wrong
What could he do to fix this
Could marry his sister?