The Dark Fairy

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I'm sure you already know how this works... corrupt the wish above yours.



I wish I had a margarita pitcher and no work tomorrow.
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Granted. You now have an empty margarita pitcher, all your other worldly possession have been confiscated. You also won't have work tomorrow, or any other day for that matter.

Is this how this works? Basically evil D&D DM style?

I wish I didn't need glasses.
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Yes, exactly how the dark fairy works! Perfect :D

Granted! You slowly go blind to glaucoma and your glasses are now meaningless to you.

I wish I had the tenacity to workout every day, instead of missing a couple days each week here and there.
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Granted! You now have given yourself a hernia and your weiner has now shrunk due to the massive amount of steroids you've been taking from becoming too intense in working out.

I wish I could retire, collect my pension now and travel the world and never work another day for the rest of my life.
I don't mean to dwell...but I can't help myself.
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Granted!!! Lol, a mistake in whatevers database says your old enough to collect everything super old people get and you travel, but after a year, you get bored with life after checking everything off your bucket list and when you try to go back to work, you're tossed in jail for evading taxes and "lying" about your age.

I wish I could go back in time and motivate myself to program like a maniac so by this time in my life, I'd be fucking super good haxor ceo mother fucker 8-) :cheers:
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Granted! You go back in time realizing that no matter how hard you try you will never get pussy. So your idea of a hacker is hacking yourself to death because you are an absolute loser with low sperm count and no hope for your future. You realize that killing yourself > being whist.

I wish I saved more money when I was younger so I could afford this cool penis pump I've been wanting so bad.
I don't mean to dwell...but I can't help myself.
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granted, however you becomes so obsessed with saving money, you penny pinch until the end and only near the end of your life do you break down to get that penis pump

I wish I could just in and out of any t.v. show I watched, and it was real!
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Granted! You finally get to meet Master Splinter but he kicks your ass so bad you start sobbing like a wuss and none of the Ninja Turtles come to your aid.

I wish I had an endless supply of muenster cheese.
I don't mean to dwell...but I can't help myself.
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granted, you eat it and it's so good, you can't stop eating it and eventually you die from gastric issues

I wish I lived in the Walking Dead universe and was crazy good with swords
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Granted! Then you realize there is no one around to repair your weapons and you're missing that God damn indestructible jewel. Now you're trapped in a shed surrounded by 25 walkers with just a butter knife.

I wish I could bone my upstairs neighbor.
I don't mean to dwell...but I can't help myself.