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Granted! You now have the button...the love button. You are now a woman. Congrats. This seemed like a popular choice at first but then you were so seductive that men kept trying to rape you for the rest of your life. Then you died again.

I wish I was a little taller.
I don't mean to dwell...but I can't help myself.
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you already made this wish: http://forum.median-xl.com/viewtopic.php?p=4088#p4088

Anyway, you grow taller, but for whatever reason so does everyone else in the entire world so you notice no difference.

I wish I could do martial arts even BETTER than all the grand-masters in the world
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Granted! You now are the best fighter in the world. But no one is scared of you because you're still a pussy whipped pansie at heart. You then realize that your wife wears the pants regardless of how amazing you fight. After years or torment and ridicule, you finally die because you ran away from your wife when she started getting pissed off and as you ran across the highway you got hit by a car.

I wish I was a little shorter.
I don't mean to dwell...but I can't help myself.
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Granted! Unfortunately, the dark fairy mistook your lingo and made your 'little man' shorter. Now it won't even fit in the palm of your hand...

I wish drinking alcohol could give me whatever drug effects I wanted instead of drunk, such as make me feel like I took a xanax or toked a bowl or whatever.
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Granted! Now you're a carefree(weed, xanax), sleepy(weed, xanax), fat fuck(munchies) with a bad liver(alcohol). Try keeping your woman, job and motivation now. You're finished, bro.

I wish I could get over my extreme fear of heights.
I don't mean to dwell...but I can't help myself.
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Granted, however the very first time you attempt to try out your new-found lack of fear by illegally climbing the worlds tallest crain, you misstep and fall to your death, but at least you do so unafraid.

GregMXL after his wish... but he falls:


I wish I understood C better so it didn't take me a fucken week to do an assignment my teacher can type blindfolded.
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Holy shit. I've seen that video before. Those Russians just had to do the high five at the end. I love how the smaller 1,500 foot high buildings didn't make it past the clouds. Looking at that video makes me dizzy.

Granted! Unfortunately "C" stands for cock and your assignment was changed to understanding your teacher's cock while he's blindfolded. You passed your assignment well, fishboy. But now you'll forever be known as the official cock gobbler.

I wish I could get another tattoo since I like them so much.
I don't mean to dwell...but I can't help myself.
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Granted! However the "free" tattoo advertised happened to be by some upstart amateur and, well:
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I wish I would literally cum a bucket at a time, just for shits n giggles.
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That's exactly how I look.

Granted! But now you cum so much that you inadvertently get random women in your vicinity pregnant. You now must pay child support for all these children. You can't, they die, and so do you.

I wish I could shoot blanks all the time.
I don't mean to dwell...but I can't help myself.
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Granted! You go in for your free vasectomy at the Criminally Insane Mental Clinic, but they mix up your stats with one of their patients and castrate you via compulsory sterilization.

I wish *when* I wish to win the lottery on my next wish, that my next wish could not be turned evil.
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