The Dark Fairy

Granted! You throw countless amounts of "your hit" at random people's faces. However, every time you throw "your hit", you drop 7 and a half IQ's and your insides get a little more full with brown liquid.

I wish Greg could give me a sweet rank that represents my insatiable need to get negative cookies.

Granted! Just in case people forgot what a douchebag you were I have now solidified that with a rank I'm soon to take away from you very shortly anyways...and then you get gonorrhea and stuff and your penis dies and we have a funeral for it but not you because it was very tiny and you suck.

I wish I could get a tiny penis ranking but from a non-admin.

Granted! I rank dicks from tiny to large and your #2, number one is a women who states her clitoris is her dick.

I wish that my rank was not soon to be taken away from me and that I can keep it permanently. (-:

Granted! But I lied. You're dead now.

I wish I was a great cook.

Granted! You now the best cook out there in the universe, you are pampered with compliments but then your ego grows vast and you are now just like Gordon Ramsay.

I wish I could be completely invisible at will without any consequences including Dark Fairy consequences.

The Dark Fairy sees all because of her light radius.

I wish the Dark Fairy would get off these forums and seriously make all my creepy wishes come true.

Granted! She now has "Got off" to these forums. Though every time she "Gets off" to these forums you die a little inside due to the fact she makes your creepy wishes animate and they always go to stab you in the left cheek and you are now currently crippled with no pay because in reality you did that to yourself and your mother put you in a mental hospital where you can no longer hurt yourself. Your mentality breaks away as your entirety of a person slips away from your consciousness and unconsciousness knowing that you did this to yourself without even knowing it. You break away every slimmer of any positive emotions and you wail in the night so they had to shut your mouth using stitches because you would not stop eating away at the materials that wrapped around your head. You rather get your food and nutrients from a tube as slowly wait as you rot away as the filthy scum you have now become. The fairy only looks into your mind saying for you to kill yourself or others and throws all these negative comments and emotions your way and you have no state of peace. You will always be haunted, never knowing the meaning of alone because only she, can unblock your true senses to allow yourself to be viable to the outside world. Torture, is her fortitude while it's your bane.

I wish these forum games weren't so boring.

Granted! They're now immensely fun and vibrant. Can't you feel it already?

I wish I could play these games more since obviously I'm barely here, as you can tell.

Granted! You play games so much you don't sleep for 3 weeks and die.

I wish I wasn't here.

Granted! You're now in a nursing home with a zillion naked grandmas pooping themselves and sitting on your lap at the same time.

I wish my weekend lasted longer.