The Dark Fairy

Find here a variety of post-based forum games!
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Taem
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Granted! You take it upon yourself to personally assassinate both candidates during a convention freeing up your choices... until you get locked up for life and can no longer vote.

I wish I could eat dogs for dinner legally in the US
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billy500
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Granted, every dinner dogs float into your mouth forcibly only in the US. Sadly too many dogs went in and you end up choking.

I wish I had an unlimited supply of any currency.
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Granted! You now have an unlimited supply of Nuka Cola bottlecaps meaning you are rich if you survive a nuclear apocalypse. You wouldnt.

I wish i didn't have to work to have nice things.
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billy500
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Granted! You obtain a money printer. But the feds find out what you've been doing and you get busted.

I wish I didn't have to sit in silly forum games for fun.
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Taem
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Granted! The Chinese government imprisons you and makes you play these, and many other forum games for add revenue.

I wish everyone and their fucking mom's wasn't trying to hint at the latest episode of Walking Dead since I haven't seen it yet.
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billy500
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Granted! Everyone has no mouths, except for you. The world then adapts and now they see you as a freak and throw you in a monkey suit for testing at area 51.

I wish that I wouldn't make mistakes when coding my damn games!
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Taem
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Granted! Because you make no mistakes, you also never learn from them so your games are as bland as they get... as one reporter states who played one of your recent games, "another soulless money grab churned out from gutter trash and disguised as an actual game."

I wish I could go in a hyperbolic time chamber and learn martial arts for an entire year, or expert coding, one or the other.
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billy500
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Granted! You are now so strong, every time you touch something it gets blasted away, and you hugged all your family. :twisted:

I wish I could be a good version of Frieza and fight along-side Goku.
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Taem
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Granted! But cosmic karma balance of the force blah blah and Goku turns evil and destroys your ass

I wish I could melt peoples brains with a mere thought without anyone knowing it was me
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billy500
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Granted! But you accidently think of yourself and you melt your own brain.

I wish I would always stay young at an age of 21