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Taem
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Granted! However with great power comes great consequence... the cure for anti-aging is developed and you (and everyone on the planet) can essentially live forever, however this causes mass over population within but a decade to the point all life on the planet is wiped out within that time

I wish I could develop wormhole technology to visit new planets instantly and start repopulating new planets to take the load off ours
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Granted! You are the ONLY one able to develop wormhole technology. This then turns out to cause an uproar because scientists feel under-achieved. The end turned out for you to be burned like the witches!

I wish I was sonic.
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Granted! You run at the speed of sound, however since our world is not 2D, you have difficulty navigating our 3D landscape and smash into a brick building... but instead of losing coins and respawning, you leave a red blood splat and die dead!

I wish I could break the 4th wall allowing whatever I typed here to becomes reality
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Granted! Except instead it falls on you literally for God's pleasure :D

I wish my title under my name said Tacos.
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Granted! Some bored admin takes notice of your pathetic "Grubber" and changes it to tacos.

I wish my nuts were the size of a bulls and when I came... cup of milk anyone?
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Granted! Your balls are so heavy and you have so much sex from so many women (aside from your wife) you caught so many diseases that you went to bed and did not wake up the next day.

I wish I was so smart that I knew how to use telekinesis in real life and I could move anything and or anyone I wanted.
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Granted, however Dr. Manhattan - and you stop giving any fucks over mortal society as humans are far beneath you

I wish I was the towel whipping champion of the world
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Granted! But ofcourse being the champion comes with some downsides! Everyone wants to challenge you and you got so tired of it you hung yourself!

I wish I was god.
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Granted! After months of Bruce Almighty living, you wish yourself out of existence from all the complaining humans.

I wish I could marry myself
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Granted! You just can't fuck yourself yet.

I wish nothing happened yet.