The Dark Fairy

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Granted! But you go insane because you are forever on break and make no money because you don't work on the weekends.

I wish GregMXL was not GregMXL rather the person that lives inside of ChuckNoRis's basement.
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Granted! I have now learned to write 15,000 miniguides and hate everyone that has ever typed in any thread I've ever made in any Median forum...ever.

I wish I had more cookies.
I don't mean to dwell...but I can't help myself.
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Granted, I gave you one in another thread, however your IRL cookies were left open and became hard as rocks and had to be throw out.

I wish cell phones didn't cause Cancer
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Granted! No more cancer from cell phones. Now they just send waves to your dick to prevent you from ever having anymore offspring which isn't a bad thing.

I wish I had more time for things.
I don't mean to dwell...but I can't help myself.
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Granted! Time literally stops for every one and everything on the planet... except you. You have all the time in the world to do whatever you want, but there is no one to talk to and physics don't work unless you physically touch it.

I wish an alien would take me on their spacecraft far away from here, show me the secrets of the universe, then send me back to make a difference in society.
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Granted! You were abducted by aliens and they showed you so many amazing things including their alien cocks which left your anus hole probed and the only secret you learned was that you truly liked being probed by aliens.

I wish I won the lottery.
I don't mean to dwell...but I can't help myself.
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Granted! However that boy you sent into the liquor store to purchase your ticket after you were done molesting him wasn't quite 18, so you were denied the winnings. Then thrown in prison.

Similar Story: http://abc13.com/news/man-sues-lottery-for-not-honoring-$5m-ticket/2242289/

I wish I could redo certain events in my life
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Granted! You were unbirthed and rebirthed 26 times today.

I wish that the Great Fairies in Breath of the Wild existed in my backyard.
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Since I've never seen that movie, I can only assume this is some sort of "gay" euphemism, so a band of homosexual men pitch a tent and take root in your backyard.

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Granted! But you soon find out I will grow tired of it and eventually leave again.

I wish I didn't grow tired of forum games and Median XL and actually end up being a top end player instead of those 121 and done players.