The Unfortunately, Fortunately Game

Fortunately they lacked damage reduction.

unfortunately this led to some severe cock damage (smashed head)

Fortunately everyone had large helmets.

Unfortunately they all got dick cancer from the all the jamming

fortunately ,the legend says that if their dicks got sucked sideways by 3 gorgeos virgines , they would heal .

Unfortunately the legend never specified that it was actually three virgin trannys.

Fortunately legends aren't always 100% accurate (Ala Cabin in the Woods).

Unfortunately the Legend of Zelda is actually a story about an elf that jerks you off.

Fortunately it was toned down to a PG rating and now everyone and their moms have played that fucking game

Unfortunately Taem's mom always plays the not toned down Zelda game with him.