The Unfortunately, Fortunately Game

fortunately it was a single player game, so Taem left so his mom could do her thing alone.

Unfortunately Greg was there thinking Taem's mom was still there but instead it was Taem himself.

Fortunately they weren't playing the Flesh of Zelda (not-rated) game, but the family friendly Legend of Zelda.

Unfortunately Flesh of Zelda sold way more so we're all missing out.

Fortunately, the game was banned due to improper rating and pulled from the shelves and all home copies disabled via DRM downloadable content.

Unfortunately a Zelda porn was already in the making starring...you guessed it...Taem's mom.

Fortunately she was not alone, and was to be performing anal with a strap on called 'Master Sword' on GregMXL

Unfortunately Gannon had the biggest sword of them all and he used it to end Taem's anus forever.

Fortunately Hestia, the virgin goddess, felt pity on taem and restored the sanctity of his anus back to the coveted, "like new" status... Just one step below mint condition.

Unfortunately Taem now became the virgin goddess anus and all the Gods wanted to get up in there with all their might...