The Unfortunately, Fortunately Game

Unfortunately when things went dirty, I had to be passive.

Fortunately while you were partaking in pacifism, you saved the entire underground and freed all the monsters.

Unfortunately the monsters were all violent raging butt hole lovers and proceeded to take you to pound town

Fortunately pound town to them was their word for "basking in the fresh morning sun".

Unfortunately it was on the planet Mercury.

Fortunately there was a large bio-dome erected with all type of life from Earth in it

Unfortunately there were only males inside the bio-dome.

Fortunately they all had erections.

Unfortunately all of them bend sharply to the left which causes small tornadoes to form every time the wind blows.

Fortunately, those poor erection deformed beings didn't procreate very well and all died off very quickly