The "What Would You Do If" game

I'd have a really curvy, black body with a great narrating voice.

Wwydi you passed by your mom's room and her new boyfriend was blasting all over her face at that exact moment?

I'd just get the machete in the cabinets.

WWYDI your grandmother was with your best friend's dad doing something incredibly unpleasant?

I'd snap a picture to blackmail my father with.

wwydi you woke up and saw santa downstairs... or at least someone dressed up like them?

I'd tackle him stare him in the eyes, and say "you know you're a fraud, just accept it...".

WWYDI every words that you said was replaced with ass, but you hear normal words and everyone else thought you were just screaming ass blindly?

i'd accept my ass aphasia proudly and let everyone know they can "asssss ass assssssss"

wwydi you woke up as morgan freeman?

Get a brick of coke with his money and bang my fans for a month straight.

Wwydi you went swimming on a crowded beach and a mighty wave took your swim shorts with them?

then i ll say > my name is james,, james bond
WWYDI the raven peck ur keyboard ?

Quote the raven nevermore.

What do I do with all this extra KY Jelly?

Lots of prostate play.

Wwydi you were starving and ate at the most rundown looking shit hole fast food place around and in your chili fries was an actual human finger?

I'd sue the business and make a shitload of money.

WWYDI the world had no authority but you were the worlds latino foil cooker superhero?