The "What Would You Do If" game

I'd offer it whatever hardcore drug I was using at the time and wait for a response.

WWYDI you found out you were really adopted.

I would thank god for it and treasure that knowledge like it was a diamond.

WWYDI you saw a kid being raped at the same age as you (8) ?

I'd call the fire department.

Wwydi if you were told you only had a year left to live?

I would kill myself.

Wwydi you got an erection in math class?

I would kill myself after raping the teacher.

Wwydi if you were wrongfully accused of being a pedophile?

I would accept it and change my name to Heathen, who am I to go against society?

wwydi you were caught trying to eat a banana with your ass?

I'd force down that banana like it was the last supper.

Wwydi your girl was more hairier than you?

I'd personally wax her, but wouldn't shave her first to lessen the pain, so that each ripped hair cause excruciating pain, then I'll tell her of she ever let herself get so hairy again, that I'd wax her myself all over again and enjoy every moment of it.

Wwydi I strapped you down and started waxing you from bottom to top with bubbling hot wax?

I'd like it.

Wwydi I liked it?

I'd charge you instead of doing it for free.

Wwydi I got on game of thrones doing a gang-bang scene with...<duh duh duh...> your mom, for the entire world to watch?