The "What Would You Do If" game

I tapped it.

Wwydi you put your pussy on a pedestal?

My current pussy never rises above me. Gotten keep em low to the ground, else they raise up against you!

wwydi you were watching TV new coverage of some political event live and saw a masked man run up and shoot the announcer and both candidates and shout out, "I AM GREGMXL FROM MEDIAN FORUMS" before running off and getting away?

I'd say this mod was a hell of a lot more popular than I thought.

Wwydi you found a way to get max block, 75% avoid, 50% damage reduction and over 30k hp in real life?

I'd think I had Ninja training while in The Matrix.

Wwydi you dated this girl and found out that she was a Virgin, but before you could pop her cherry, she got pregnant, but she was still a virgin, and she insisted Jesus is returning through her?

immaculate conception or something..

Wwydi you were as big of a deadbeat to Jesus as God was?

Who says I'm not? Perhaps I subscribe to Jim Morrison take, "cancel my subscription to the resurrection," or maybe Trent Reznor take, "your God is dead, and no one cares." I like to view myself as more of a Depeche Mode however, "your own, personal Jesus."

Wwydi I literally somehow (logic) smashed my hand through my screen and it came out your screen and I started stealing everything on your desk?

I'd complain to Team Viewer that their product works a little too well.

Wwydi I became a vegan?

I'd celebrate by inconsideratly having a carnivore feast BBQ in your honor

Wwydi someone kept knocking on your door once a week at random and dropping off some random child, and you kept having to call the cops and CPS?

I'd send them to that weird van that's been parked down the block near the grade school that smells like candy.

Wwydi 20 kids knocked on your door causing a scene yelling out "Uncle Taem we wanna play with your trouser snake again!"?

I'd let my dogs loose, and then put my snake away

WWYDI Sigma became sentient and demanded money from all the moderators of this forum or it'd kill itself before it was released?