"The Median Patch Notes" Game

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ekkudapoxui
Groupie
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+ everyone has virtual babies now
-that is not a good thing actually
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Taem
Shadowgate Totem
1771 | 45
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-Due to Sigma, Human population plummets and we are not an endangered species
+Aliens intervene IRL... only to get drawn into Sigma... new features incoming!
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billy500
Empty Cooky Jar
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+Fixes typo in endangered species patch.
-World human population actually plummets. +Space Aids.
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Taem
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+New evolution of Human race emerges, this time with 100x sexiness

-Old human population ceases to exist... Sigma lives on forever
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billy500
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+Sexiness is now able to be evaluated by scientists by dance moves and some weird gauges.

-Sexiness is overpowering and ends up blowing up the machines and it caused some people to die in the lab. Sigma's popularity taken down a few notches.
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flubbucket
Spam Gives Me Shiny Lips
1145 | 10
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+The dead lab techs mutate into Sigma servers allowing millions of players to access game.

-The new lab tech/servers are infected with space aids.
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Taem
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+Scientists somehow send a sentient computer programmed only with Sigma back in time millions of years

-The end of the universe arrives and the entire universe collapses in upon itself, ceasing to exist... at least at this point in time
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flubbucket
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+ Entropy of the Universe is now an available oskill.

- The shrines needed are in another dimension .