"The Median Patch Notes" Game

[ekkudapoxui]

+ has awesome and interesting ubers
- has retarded ubers what will instagib you always and in various ways.

[GregMXL]

+Corpse spawns in town just use a portal
-Why can't mercs stay alive forever?

[ekkudapoxui]

+merc doesnt die when player gets killed
-player dies when merc gets killed

[GregMXL]

+Merc is sexy.
-There's also dude mercs.

[ekkudapoxui]

+you can choose gender of your merc
-there are actually 63 genders

[GregMXL]

+Ancient Armor drops.
-It's tier 6.

[ekkudapoxui]

+Cap drops
-it's SSSU

[GregMXL]

+Eth Labrys SSSU drops.
-Unhandled Exception, game didn't save.

[ekkudapoxui]

+SSSU Labrys drops
+game didnt crash and you got Labrys

[GregMXL]

+Duncraig drops are insane.
-You need to do Startled Witch, Archbishop Laz, Void and Uldyssian first to access Duncraig.