"The Median Patch Notes" Game

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billy500
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+ Added taco auras to all character skills
- All the meat cheese dissapeared from the tacos!? D:
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Taem
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+Added "godmode" to the debug console that anyone can access
-removed ability to time-travel
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billy500
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-Removed Full godmode from the console.
+Added testicular godmode instead.
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Segolia
Djinn
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+Removed testicular godmode
-Players now receive testicular cancer
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ChuckNoRis
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+ increased missile speed of venomous spirit so that it instant hits the target when you cast/proc it
- increased Ohman mana requirements from 9001 to 25000 mana/cast
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billy500
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+ Removed all cooldowns
- Everything now cost life instead of mana
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Taem
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+ removed ALL current changes
- replaced with the defunct Median Mean Mode
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+ Stormblade can spawn from Hatred Gift Box
- Pounce oskill requires spear.
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billy500
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+ Everything has a 100% chance to drop 10 units of "Gift box" on any kill.
- Every enemy now looks like Bill Cosby.
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Taem
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Next delay removed entirely from the game

Changed all bosses to super Uniques for all the wankers saying that the game is too hard