"The Median Patch Notes" Game

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ChestyxPuller
Jungle Hunter
29 | 1
+Priestesses in Tran Athulua have 100% drop rate of SU, phalanx damage increased 200%

-Minor error in coding results in broadside proccing 100% of the time on amazon deaths in TA. (oh god no)
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mosamo
Abomination
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+Crafting recipe added to make T6 bows and rare rings into Sacred items
-They always come back as
Until You Realise It Sucks
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QQ
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The Only Item That Will Never Be Duped
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The Idiot Ball
ChestyxPuller
Jungle Hunter
29 | 1
+Sigma released
-North Korea starts nuclear war
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mosamo
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+The entire median dev team gets on a plain with a usb containing the only copy of sigma on it because they plan on releasing it in a foreign country for whatever reason.
-Plain crashes, median never gets released.
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Prime_Evil
Kraken Guard
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+Incresed xp gain on Terror and Destruction. Level cap raised to 150, drop rates increased.

-Primus' bats spawn everywhere starting with Hatred Blood Moor.
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RandomOnions
Sand Maggot
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+yshari minibosses now have a 100% droprate on their boss specific items and no longer have any immunities

-Yshari charm (The ancient repositories) now rolls bewteen -10 and +1 all skills and the set no longer gives arcane bolt, forcing you to use purify, valthek AI changed to vampire and he now spaws guards when struck which has 90% avoid and casts SA when taking damage.
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Memelistas
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+ buff Baal to impossible difficulty, give him most of the other uber bosses abilities

- tantrum RW has arrow+knife+javelin nova on striking procs
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RandomOnions
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+Treewarden no longer locks out range skills and mythal is replaced by phasebomb with mxl 2016 scaling.
-uldyssian has summoner AI and uses pounce with 75% slow target. Edyrem's casts unselee curse and has overkill when struck.
Edited by RandomOnions 6 years.
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Joyboy
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+ Whist sends Marco to AA so he stops doing Drugs&Hoes, they finish sigma
- There are naked barbarians IRL conquering the world and raping everyone.
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GregMXL
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+Added blowjob animation from Akara when she heals.
-Removed reset skills and stats from Akara.
I don't mean to dwell...but I can't help myself.