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GregMXL
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+ Slows target is back on Zod runes and can now be abused.
- SSSU Short Sword now renamed "Poop" with nerfed stats. Refind it.
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+ game was taking taking too long, so now all players start at level 120 and all acts have been removed... only Uber levels remain

- uptiering now gives full max stats (no more random) and can be used to turn a turn into a su and a su into a suu
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+Every Boss now says "Eat your vegetables and brush after every meal" in reverse like they do in Diablo 1.
-Diablo is non-existant but instead replaced with a miniature Taem.
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+ Sigma is now released.
- Unhandled Exception c00005 forever. Please uninstall forever.
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+with sigma being DOA, rash of suicides so new patch helps with simple keyboard button press that sends enough juice through your keyboard to end it all

-worldwide riots begin in protest of proper sigma release and a new version comes out with nothing different from mxlu 2016
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+Sigma has now an area where you can fight all bosses at once in a battle royal!

-All sigma bosses spam their sound file on top of each other at 2000000% amplified sound.
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+Pounce is back on assassin again and does more damage then before

-It has a spell timer
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+Necro gets a new totem that spams a 25 yard corpse explosion that deals 50% fire and 50% weapon damage, multihits.
-All trophies are removed and every boss gains the old heroic shield and 90% avoid.
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+ New patch is implemented, the game is finally 100% balanced!

- This balance oriented patch gives massive bugs 24 7 and they cant be fixed.
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+Added emerald swords and armor
-Herobrine removed

...wait wrong game