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ekkudapoxui
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Why the fuck that bug is so true? :D
+Greg is smart
-Greg is lazy to mod d2
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+Greg is sometimes smart.
-Ekku doesn't motivate him enough.
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ekkudapoxui
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+you are smart
+you are smart
+ekku motivates
-bork
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GregMXL
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+I love doggos.
+You are a doggo.
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+Added the ability to use two mercenaries at one time when you solo play.
- Increased the cost of resurrecting either two of your merc's to 200,000 max (not 50k).
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+Making the mod easier.
-Because Dream Team says so.
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+Found a way to improve the UI and increase the 2.5 million gold stash size to 9.9 million.

-Created a bug which allows you to abuse the gold size to 9.9 billion instead of million.
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+Shift click and your items automatically go into stash or inventory.
-Game crashes when using shift click.
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+Added Act 6 (Hellmouth) and two new character classes: Harbinger and Vampiress.

-The new Act 6 is very buggy and the two new character classes aren't balanced with the older ones.
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+Act 7 is being worked on.
-It's having problems because they are trying to nerf Jose Altuve as a monster cause he's too stronk..
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