"The Median Patch Notes" Game

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ekkudapoxui
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+Greg is god
-he drinks a lot now
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+Taem is meat.
-Meat is Taem.
I don't mean to dwell...but I can't help myself.
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ekkudapoxui
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+Taem is meat.
-he beats his meat.
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+Meat becomes a valuable trading commodity in Sigma, and Taem gets a cut of all trading profits IRL 8-)

-Gold loses it's value as the gold standard and now everything in game costs 100x more gold
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ekkudapoxui
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-gold is nothing
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-I have only 10 tg :(
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Taem
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+You can now purchase everything in game with BitCoin

-You can also sell your stuff with BitCoin. World economy now relies on Diablo players!
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+Marco is rich
-Marco disappears.
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+Entire countries now rely on Sigma money to fund their wars, hence requires half their population to play Sigma to generate additional bitcoin

-Servers literally collapse under the strain
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+Sigma 4 lyfe.
-It's pay to play now bitches.
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+world converts to matrix style of gameplay to support growing fanbase economy

-social life IRL is now dead... World population plummits as very few babies are born