Story Time

Doggo wanted to prank Greg and ate his T-shirt, but...

what Doggo didn't realize was that Greg had anticipated this, thus planted a Euthanasia Vaccine inside...

His pants where it became obvious that the creatures in outer space had a plan to...

Relinquish the bond between Dog and man, so...

Greg had no choice but to train with the Astronauts so he could learn to travel in space...

and travel to Mars where he will plant a single potato...

Made of golden french fries and magical beans that the aliens had given us...

To poison humanity...

And give all of mars and the alien nation a reason to feel they won the war...

But war never changes, so