Story Time

A Canadian then kidnapped baby Sigma and no one knows of Sigma's whereabouts for a long time.

Knowing time is critical, the Canadian Mounted Police were notified and responded quickly with "Eh, so whatcha thinkin' eh??"

They then searched for baby Sigma at a hockey game hoping to find him.

They sat down to watch the game and one of the Mounties noticed a player with all his teeth skating on the ice.

After finding baby Sigma at the Maple Leaf game, he then fled to the nearest Tim Horton's donut shop to escape the mounties.

An insane gun-totin' 'Murican, who'd just recently crossed the border to escape the draft, started shooting at them with no concern for the baby.

The 'murican kidnapped baby Sigma. But while the 'murican was distracted while having sex with his own sister and shooting squirrels from his porch, the modder was able to retrieve the baby unscathed.

But not before taking out his camera phone and capturing a video of the hillbilly sex to post on his facebag page.

The modder then took a selfie of him and baby Sigma next to the white trash gangbang and posted it in the Sigma Screenshot Thread.

As the grunts from the hillbilly humpfest fade, the modder and baby Sigma slip out the back door and jump into the old Ford truck left there by the wacky 'Murican.