Story Time

But all did not go as planned. ... the modern got pregnant!

Much to the amusement of the people that use the modder's forum. Whist, a gay Canadien, fucked the modder who was really a woman and got her pregnant thus delaying Sigma even more.

The really fucked up part was that the modder was actually a hermaphrodite with both body parts... not a true man or woman.

And therefore had no need for whist because he/she can just fuck him/herself whenever he/she wants.

While giving birth to baby Sigma Jesus, the modder separated from whist, determined to live a life of...

Solitude as a modding monk.

He raised sigma to be humble, to be modest and live within his means at the monastery, however what the modder did not count on was Sigma turning out to be...

Stole from him by the devs from Blizzard.

The modder tried and he tried, but the evil powerful wizard lawyers would not give baby Sigma back, using witchcraft to summon fourth every form of copyright law known, and unknown, to man.

The modder then sets up a no holds barred UFC fight with Jay Wilson to get the mod back from Blizzard's evil grasp.