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This then caused a volcanic eruption beyond all turdly proportions. Mt. Shitmanjaro started to crumble and an avalanche of Taem's dynamic dungs were crushing his own minions. His plan backfired. He seemingly emptied out his colon to no avail.
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The fecal flow was in all directions and swept away most of those in the butt butter brawl. Flubbucket lowered GregMXL back down and they took in the anal annihilation surrounding them. Setting their gaze on Taem they felt a moment of relief. Taem then raised his gaze to meet theirs and it was evident he still had something more raging inside. He hunched his shoulder down and spun quickly. GregMXL saw in the corner of his vision something careening toward them. It was Taem's prolapsed colon being cracked like a bullwhip!
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Prolapsed Colon means it is time to retreat. Greg and Flub try hiding behind something. But it turns out Marco's tiny wiener is at it again. But this time it's on our side. His microsoft wiener seems to be heading straight for Taem's Prolapsed colon. This is gonna be a mean battle.
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Just before impact, Marco's Microsoft freezes allowing Taem to deal a critical colon contusion. Marco immediately attempts to reboot his wiener by feverishly Ctrl-Alt-Deleteing himself. Time is running short and Marco must get his throbbing three inches up and running pronto!
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Taem's colon has been able to withstand the tiniest of things. Marco's wiener shouldn't pose much of a threat. If there was just some way to add a little much needed girth and circumference to Mr. Microsoft's shaftless disgrace then Taem could lose not only the battle, but the entire war.
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What emerged from Taem's anus was unexpected, a sight to behold that left fear in the eyes of the bravest men and women in a dead faint: the rare Golgothan

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^Lol! Great movie!
The baddest and meanest rectal reanimates of them all, Golgothan, the shit sasquatch, was ready for battle. Everything he touched turned into little mini Hershey squirt reanimates which caused instant IBS when ingested.
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Golgothan climbed the shit wall created eariler in the story as if it were a part of his body and easily made it to the over confident GregMXL and flub now cowering under Marcos legs, and shaking with fright; this terrible beast merely breathed in the direction of lesser forum posters and they were instantly banned from this realm, so the trio of Greg, flub, a Marco seemed easy enough to dispose of in that teabag configuration. ..
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But hidden behind Mt. Shitmanjaro were butt plugs made of adamantium. Marco knew the only way to stop Taem's buns of steel was to use steel of his own to clog up the hellish hole of fecal fury. Flubs and Greg used all their might to lodge the plugs into Taem's greasey, hairy asshole.
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Taem squealed like a school girl in a pony shop on a Saturday afternoon and fell unconscious, or dead, or both, his Golgothan turning his head in a moment of despair, but the rage quickly took over, hulk like and brutal!