Story Time

..so her best idea was to lick the walls off while his son watched confused as hell..

While lathering himself in peanut butter while wearing his mom's clothes...

..so his dog would lick his..

Doggy bone shaped like a peanut buttery penis and
...

..get overly excited, until the dog realized he was alergic to peanut butter and..

Human sausages, causing him to visit a vet ASAP only to find out...

he wasn't dog at all, but actually an alien/human hybrid that looked vaguely wearwolfish. The vet got scared and reached for remote that would set off his entire store of WDM toxins meant to eradicate an entire city worth of pets when...

.. A wild Taem appeared to be worn like a bodysuit by the Alien/Human Hybrid sort of doggo monstrosity that constantly exploded in the back end only to...

not be able to explain why he has Munchausen syndrome by proxy...

Charles who doesn't take no for an answer, but Proxy Charles says no to...