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Devoured Greg's entire left shoulder but he was still able to...

Masturbate because he still had his right one, but then...

A pack of dire wolves spotted him and went straight towards his left leg...

His body was never found and will never be able to spam again...

But once in heaven an Angel said Greg could have a second chance and sent him back down to earth...

The Angel didn't give Greg a parachute and he fell on a cactus...

Somewhere in the middle of the 120 degree Arizona desert...

Avoided Greg because he smelled like a homeless person and...

He would often wear a Buffalo Bills T-shirt with blue jeans because...

That's all he has to wear so...