Stupidest Movies You've Seen

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I'll start with Sharknado:


It's a level of mind-boggling stupid that sets the bar high in terms of how dumb a movie can get, but at the same time is strangely entertaining. I wouldn't mind turning this movie into a party/drinking game where every time a shark kills a human, take a shot! Other than that, I would never re watch this pos movie.
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So bad that it's good ? Ok here we go:




Samurai cop:
http://putlocker.is/watch-samurai-cop-online-free-putlocker.html

Robocop parody:
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Love Jackie but this movie is pretty much dull

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I think this movie fits best under this category :D



if people who created this movie used at least 10% of their brain this movie wont ever happened.
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Lucy was mildly entertaining, but I completely agree that the plot and execution were terrible, and I wasn't too hip on the actress either. Definitly a watch and forget type of movie trying to rehash The Lawnmower Man god complex. It reminded me of that movie with Bradley Cooper... shoot, am forgetting the name.
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Yeah Lucy was a waste of 90 minutes or however long it is. Frankly, Morgan Freeman's execution was subpar, too. And the movie you're thinking about is Limtless, I think.

Now, a very good performance by Scarlett Johansson is in "Her", she's the voice actress for the AI. That's a very good film, watch it if you can.

The most recent and most stupid film I saw is definitely Ouija. I feel staring at a blank wall for the same duration of the film would be less boring.
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I just saw Gone Girl just now on HBO which I thought was absolutely idiotic.
I don't mean to dwell...but I can't help myself.
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^ Agreed. We watched it with friends cause one of them suggested it. What a waste of fucking time.

I saw Kung Fury mentioned here,that was pretty cool actually,definitely weird and dumb but in a funny and enjoyable way,also it captured the feeling of 80's movies really well and laughed at all the cliches. I liked it :D

Other than that,I watched Birdemic once. Holy fucking shit,what a trip that was. Aside from the laughable special effects,pathetic story,unnecessarily long driving scenes and terribad acting(especially the main guy,he appears to have less emotions than a plank of wood and delivers his lines with no conviction whatsoever) all it's supposed to be is an evironmental propaganda of some sort. I think this video sums it up pretty well:



I think there's a sequel too,but I'm not going THAT far with this crap. :D
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Trolls 2 is, by far, the most awful movie you could probably watch. But it's so bad it's actually one of the hardest laughs I've ever gotten out of a movie. Truly hideous and cringe worthy. If I had more than 2 thumbs I'd give it 3 thumbs down.
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