That Awkward Moment

TAM when you dream of cruising your boat like it was a car in the middle of the city and say ''Why is it so slow?!''

Tam when your boss catches you adjusting your semi boner at work.

TAM when you catch one of your employees adjusting his semi boner at work. ~Awkwaaaaaaaard!

Tam when you say something racist but try to swear you're not racist.

TAM when u are high on morphine and u cant tell if you are really high, or just 5,8'

TAM when she asks for your ID and you realize you don't have any pants.

Tam when you sit down take a shit and you have a nice solid boner.

TAM when you have a boner in school walking in the halls because you had to go to the bathroom.

TAM when you have a boner in school walking in the halls because you had to go to the bathroom but you're a full grown guy with no affiliation with the school.

TAM when you go to shoot up a school and you see another shooter there so you go into an endless cycle of good mannerism and say "You first!" but he says "No, I insist. You first!".