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GregMXL
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Legend.
Billy hates cookies,
He has negative cookies,
Billy's a cookie
I don't mean to dwell...but I can't help myself.
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billy500
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Greg Loves Bleach In Gut,
He has called the police thrice,
He is now dead too
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GregMXL
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Billy's mom hates him,
She knows he was a mistake,
Total waste of sperm
I don't mean to dwell...but I can't help myself.
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flubbucket
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We need more condoms,
This will stop the unwanted,
Please. No more Billys.
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Taem
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Where is he? Billy...
For he alone knows his name
Billy is gone now!
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flubbucket
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Who can replace him??
He's always been our Billy.
Howza bout a Taem??
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Taem
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Taem is meat
Meat is good with eggs and cheese
meat is our god

(3/5/3 haiku ?)
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flubbucket
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That was a nice try.
Maybe stick to the format??
You fucking asshole.