The Person Below Me

[flubbucket]

That's easy for Tpam to say.

Tpbm thinks it is hide the pastrami instead of hide the salami.

[GregMXL]

I ain't got nothing to hide.

Tpbm is the person below me.

[flubbucket]

How's the weather up there??

Tpbm refuses to believe moving up in the world takes more than a change in apartment floors.

[GregMXL]

No wonder I've been living in basements my whole life.

Tpbm responds to tpat everyday.

[flubbucket]

My life is a rich tapestry.

Tpbm has invested heavily in the Metric Calendar Kickstarter.

[GregMXL]

Thanks for the Christmas present!

Tpbm loves to eat foods that resemble the male genitalia.

[flubbucket]

Nothing like a circumcised Hebrew National

Tpbm is a professional Hold Music singer.

[GregMXL]

I'll give ya something to hold!

Tpbm turtles up during a cold shower.

[flubbucket]

I'm not familiar with the term "shower."

Tpbm can't wait two more days to dress up in his pedo-bear outfit and give children presents.

[Taem]

snow ain't the only white stuff raining this Christmas

tpbm tried to deep-throat a dildo once and accidentally swallowed it, nearly chocking to death