Stupid Question -> Stupid Answer

[GregMXL]

Because cemeteries are your expertise.

How come when I fed my pet bunny some chocolate at Easter time it died

[Taem]

Dude... They poop chocolate eggs... You fucking corrupted cannibal enabler!!

Why do I consistently poop first thing in the am, guaranteed?

[GregMXL]

Stop eating cabbage sandwiches for dinner every night.

Why does my poop sometimes smell like pure dog shit?

[Somnus]

Because sometimes you eat pure dog shit, stop it.

Why my pee-pee looks like an unicorn?

[Prime_Evil]

Because you spent too much time playing diablo 3 in whimsyshire.

Why cant i shot web?

[Somnus]

Cause you dont wear spiderman's spandex..

Why am I so hated?

[mosamo]

Because nobody likes people with gifs' as profile pictures

Why do my hands smell bad?

[Somnus]

Because u touch yourself and you dont wash them :/

Why do heathen loves tranny midgets?

[mosamo]

Because everything is better in a smaller package... and with a dick...

Why are busses yellow?

[Somnus]

So you can see them coming to kill ya

Do fat people ate a skeleton?