Stupid Question -> Stupid Answer

Because people have an attention span less than a goldfish

Why is my wife texting right now, an hour after she said she was going to bed?

Because your marriage is up. Time to start anew buddy!

Why is it that there are so many knockoff brands of things like Cheezits and Cheese Nips?

Cause its all so cheesy, duh! <-see what I did there?

Why is playing Paintball so much fun?

Because it is colorful semen lol.

Why is it that almost everyone you see who is jacked almost always has anger issues?

Freakishly small penis' make guys super angry......apparently

Why do birds suddenly appear every time you are near??

Because birds like to screech in your ears for personal pleasure.

Why can't all video games be free?

Because then we'd have to wait even longer for SIGNMA.

Is resorting to midget porn, when you've already watched every other possible porn out there, a bad thing?

How'd you know Michael Jackson was napping midgets...?!

Why can't doing nothing not be boring?

Because bordeum is reality, and life the medium with which to express it

Why do I feel like I have to barf?

Cause that stripper last night just wasn't right...

Why can't the authority be replaced with dogs?