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lighter fluid and matches should do the trick.


Can anyone launch a drone strike??
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Only Star Wars


How can I join the Rebellion?
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Find something stupid, like wearing clothes in public, and rebel against it.


What do I call the babies of white boards and black boards??
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Just boards, although some might say mulatto.

Do mulatto boards really make for a better writing surface?
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They look for a non-binary, gluten free, non-gmo, free range, all natural, sustainable writing surface.


Am I recyclable??
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I once saw a movie where someone got crushed by a trash compactor, so I'd say yes, definitely

Should I charge my roommate from his deposit for this huge fucking mess in my bathroom?
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No. Just smother him in his sleep.


Do you think my fingers are insecure about how finger-y they look??
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Eat more sodium to get a nice, plump, marshmallow appearance.

If I feel sleepy after drinking a BANG! energy drink, should I go ahead and finish the 6-pak?
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Yes. And then sprint to the store and get a case for a sound sleep.

Where is the best place to hide a body??
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The tanning booth. Nobody ever looks there.

Where did I put my keys?