The Person Below Me

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flubbucket
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Oh baby oh baby oh baaaaby!


TPBM thinks dick warts are normal.
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Taem
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And all this time I just thought they were pimples...

TPBM loves licking the smelly pussy that hasn't showered in almost a month, after grueling gym classes and plenty of leftover sex from nights before
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flubbucket
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I've noticed as I've gotten older my tastes have moved from sweet to savory.

TPBM can't stop watching themselves in the mirror.
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Shrooms... It's a state of mind

TPBM once yanked it so viciously, they had soft flesh on their hands and blisters for weeks after...
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That was a fun day.

TPBM is making a fortune selling face masks made from dirty underwear.
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lol... you're so wrong!

It wasn't underwear, it was actually used kleenix and toilet paper but whose counting anyways

TPBM couldn't find any toilet paper when the outbreak started, so decided instead to shit outside and drag their ass on the ground like dogs do
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And my grass has never been greener.


TPBM has been clubbing white babies because they might grow up to be a cop.
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You can never start the hating too young. Next on the list is conceptualized hate, where you try to sculpt a child's life before they're even born... or if you really want to get extreme, before they've even been created yet!!!

TPBM didn't get unemployment in time or pay their taxes for the past 5yr so didn't get the stim either, and now lives back at home, restart 2.0, from the ground up.
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and she's so freaking slow


TPBM is a rabid anti-vaxxer...except for the vodka vaccine of course.
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I vaccinate my wife against infidelity daily with my penis by keeping her in a constant state of pregnancy, however the only needle I stick inside me is the tattoo vaccine, to protect me from purists and conservatives the world over