The Person Below Me

Hobby is Life.

TPBM can't tell the difference between GMO and Non-GMO dildos.

I've never heard you complain when I'm plunging your ass like a blocked toilet.

TPBM squeals like a little piggy.

I'm also kosher.

TPBM has been in touch with "them" and their respective companies as a fun time all the time rep.

I believe in a work / life balance with a heavy bias towards life.

TPBM keeps a vegetable garden with exclusively phallic shaped vegetables.

The pegplant and buttholenut squash are looking great. However the kaledos are a little wilted.

TPBM uses far too many C batteries.

I have switched to solar power and can now afford larger and more exciting toys.

TPBM was the co-producer on "Mambo No. 5" and a close personal friend of Lou Bega.

Best wing-man evah!

TPBM likes his toast like he likes his women.

Slightly brown, buttered on both sides and eaten off the floor.

TPBM shot the sheriff, but did not kill the deputy.

I shot a squirrel from my porch and banged my sister.

Tpbm likes incessant incest.

Why leave the house if I can get it at home?

TPBM cross-dresses and trawls the streets for Thai ladyboys to add to his collection in the basement.