The Person Below Me

Lol, you gotta rebel every once in awhile 8-)

Tpbm once ate an edible at work thinking it'd be no biggie, only to discover edibles are far stronger than smoking

And I emptied the vending machine the same afternoon.

Tpbm has taken a keen interest in revealing the actual gender of all US presidential candidates.

Fine, but what type of species is the real question?

Tpbm has taken a real serious likening to elephant porn.

Close, but my fetishist is a little more specific... a bull boning a bitch in the ass as she's giving birth, while a hunter watching nearby shoots the bull in the head as he comes. Good stuff.

Tpbm drinks only coffee, no water, nothing but coffee

Brown piss is the shizzle!!

Tpbm can't believe there is actually "more" from infomercials.

If I don't spend my paycheck on QVC once a week, I'm not living

Tpbm uses Xanax recreationally

I can barely sit in my chair nowadays.

Tpbm keeps throwing their phone attempting to catch 'em all.

I only have 85 hookers left to go in Hookermon.

Tpbm bumps lines all god damn day.

Well at least I'm not bumping into rails... 8-)

Tpbm snorts all their medication, regardless of how mundane

All of my medications are placebos.

Tpbm writes from right to left.