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You already know how these work so I won't bother posting an explanation. Just continue the story in typical 5/7/5 syllable haiku fashion.

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The boy went one day
To see his father, alone
The time had drawn nigh
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"Hi dad, I am son
me speak bad but I got big schlong"
commenced the proud boy

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Dad exclaimed to son,
"You've really grown. Time for a wife!"
Son got quite and thought...
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^^ You have 8 syllables in the second line and 6 in the last.
"But dad, I am gay."
Would he accept this big news,
or am I disowned?
I don't mean to dwell...but I can't help myself.
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^^ indeed. see what happens when you post at 12-1am.

Dad just smiled big,
"Son, I've always known you're special.
The wedding's arranged."
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Then dad soon revealed,
"I too enjoy a man's touch."
Now son was happy!
I don't mean to dwell...but I can't help myself.
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until dad showed pic,
and son realized it was,
the man he loved too.
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Son then pounded dad,
Extremely violently,
Incest is awesome.
I don't mean to dwell...but I can't help myself.
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lolol, omfg, this story.... so wrong!

dad then committed,
the ultimate final act,
and blew his head off!
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The son grabs the head,
And gives it quite a boinking.
Now where is mother??