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My laundry naked. Everytime I start work the one thing I have to do is..

drink half a pint of liquor first. I wish I had a porn star girlfriend because...

She'll let me bukkake on her face right before I head out to work every morning. But then she asked me to...

lick it off her face. If I went back to school, I'd major in...

Fudge packing. If I didn't post here so much I'd be...

filthy rich posting op ed articles on another site. Why don't I finish school...

Instead of wasting time on these damn forums? When I smoke pot I slide right into bed and...

think I can't breathe without manually concentrating on it until I vomit (which is why I hate pot). If my dog licks his pawn for another 20-minutes while beneath me, I swear to god I'm going to...

feel compelled to lick it myself. My biggest compulsion is...

Licking dogs' pawns. If I see my hot neighbor this morning I'm going to....