Granted! No more cancer from cell phones. Now they just send waves to your dick to prevent you from ever having anymore offspring which isn't a bad thing.
Granted! Time literally stops for every one and everything on the planet... except you. You have all the time in the world to do whatever you want, but there is no one to talk to and physics don't work unless you physically touch it.
I wish an alien would take me on their spacecraft far away from here, show me the secrets of the universe, then send me back to make a difference in society.
Granted! You were abducted by aliens and they showed you so many amazing things including their alien cocks which left your anus hole probed and the only secret you learned was that you truly liked being probed by aliens.
Granted! However that boy you sent into the liquor store to purchase your ticket after you were done molesting him wasn't quite 18, so you were denied the winnings. Then thrown in prison.
Since I've never seen that movie, I can only assume this is some sort of "gay" euphemism, so a band of homosexual men pitch a tent and take root in your backyard.