The Unfortunately, Fortunately Game

Unfortunately his shorts had a rip in them... and we're stained with several fluids... and smelled of rank ass

Fortunately, rank ass is a delicacy in Zimbabwe.

Unfortunately they were not in Zimbabwe, so he got kicked out by the movie director

Fortunately outside they just got a shipment to them just now.

Unfortunately is was a shipment of herpes laced Snapple Iced Teas that they realized after they drank them all.

Fortunately this caused the entire porno shoot to be called off indefinitely.

Unfortunately it was the official STD porn day and anyone with an STD was allowed to fuck others with STDs.

unfortunately ,none of them was straight

Fortunately they were all dressed up as Vikings to fit the gay porn theme.

unfortunately their armor was hard to penetrate