The Unfortunately, Fortunately Game

unfortunately the the brutal cop wasent phased in the least by Obama's white half and killed both the doctor and Obama.

Fortunately are both of them not HC characters

Unfortunately the brutal cop kept killing them so they could not do a thing

Fortunately you have a fetish for and the cop hit you with his baton in the pelvic area and noticed his brutality

Unfortunately from all the constant deaths you start to deform

Fortunately your girlfriend likes ugly freeks

Unfortunately the cop found her. (or possibly him)

fortunately for her (or him ?) the cop did bring some lube

Unfortunately it was mixed with bleach and was being shoved up in the bum.

Fortunately this saved you a trip to the anus bleacher.