The Unfortunately, Fortunately Game

Fortunately you won a year supply of honey from the local supermarket as the one millionth costumer.

Unfortunately its out of date honey

Fortunately I love honey with my tea, honey.

Unfortunately I love it as well, dear

Fortunately any tea when I'm sick helps me feel better quickly.

Unfortunately you have the flu and it will take three weeks of antibiotics to get over.

Fortunately I don't get the flu often.

Unfortunately the flu has hit a record number of people this winter.

Fortunately not me.

Unfortunately you will contract the common cold later this year.