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Taem
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^ there is no logical limit to my balancing prowess
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v staring at their pet and contemplating murdering and eating them
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^ Which pet? I've got like fourteen man. (Literally not even joking)
< Exempted from all four semester final exams.
v Why is your name Taem, Taem?
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^ "Donnie darko: why are you wearing that stupid bunny costume?" Rabbit: why are you wearing that stupid human costume?
< laying in bed considering a 1-handed snake ride
V loves giving their dog head to keep them happy and healthy
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^ I'm mostly concerned with my health since dog sperm is a natural antioxidant.
< Feeling that great sense of accomplishment having done zero work on my shift thus far.
V Will my bosses understand if I turn in a work order for forum games??
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^ only if u blow him on.
< i write books. soon i gonna finish my 1st handbook of magic.
V will Marco marry me?
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^ Marco can't marry you because he's already engaged to Whist
< I should be asleep like 1hr ago, but I'm not even the slightest bit tired...
v Has considered changing their gender to hermaphroditic
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^ which would be shemantastic!!!
< can't get rid of stuff faster than wifey can buy stuff.
V has become a fan of pumpkin spice condoms.
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^ A big fan, but since I don't use protection with my wife, they're only for display. I wonder why my wife keeps taking them?
<Lol, and I still can't sleep, so here I am...
v Is starting a BLM campaign in Africa, starting in Uganda
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^ turns out they weren't interested in black lives. Instead No One Lives Forever has them killing each other.
< is at the end of his rope with stupid coworkers.
V still has a ton of toilet paper if anyone wants to make a deal.
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^ I'll have some killer mummy costumes for my entire family this Halloween
< listening to my wife complain about my typing right now is making me laugh silently
v freely distributes reused condoms "as new" to destitute families at the homeless shelters across America